About me!

Greetings, adventurers and weary travelers!

They call me SnotGob – a name that strikes fear into the hearts of… well, maybe not the most seasoned adventurers. But hey, gotta start somewhere, right? I'm a 60-year-old handsome Goblin hailing from the bustling (and occasionally cobweb-filled) city of Daggerfall. By day, I tinker with all things writing are my symphony. By night, well, let's just say I enjoy a good spook. Don't worry, it's all in good fun (mostly).

My closest confidant is Skully McBoneface, the most genial skeleton you'll ever meet. We like to unwind with a round of video games, lamenting the fact that Goblins are perpetually cast as the bad guys. (Skully loved MediEvil, but finding a protagonist who looks even vaguely like me proved difficult.) If you have any game, movie or book recommendations, hit me up in the comments! (Hot, young goblin ladies can come as well.)

Now, the real reason you're here: very rare troubles!  I've seen it all – from stupid glitches to video game crashes, 20 years old tutorials to useless explanations. Fear not, for SnotGob is here to vanquish your stupid woes with clear explanations and clever solutions.  Think of me as your friendly neighborhood Goblin IT guy, minus the exorbitant fees. Or you can think me as a cool, handsome goblin. Just a reminder, ladies.

So, whether you're a seasoned hero facing a digital dragon or a wide-eyed newbie lost in the labyrinth of games, feel free to browse my blog.  Here, you'll find solutions, tips, and maybe even a chuckle or two (though Skully might argue my jokes are more groan-worthy than laugh-out-loud).

Now, enough chit-chat. Let's delve into the magnificent world of problems and conquer those stupid problems together!

(Date keeps getting updated so it stays at the top. Real date is 3/26/24)  

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